I hope I haven’t miscategorized.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
OKay so my mom may be controlling and completely nuts, but you know what she has going for her?
When I told her I’m bi, her only response was
"Thank god, maybe you’ll bring home some pretty girls instead of these weird boys."
I love my mom.
someone asked me what it’s like to be “severely-to-extremely depressed” and I basically described it as having that one guest over who messes up your kitchen and uses up all your toilet paper, and you want them gone, but you don’t have enough energy to tell them to leave, so they just keep running through your shit and you just get more and more exhausted with this annoying, unwelcome houseguest.
and then you get diagnosed all properlike, get on some fancy meds, and suddenly you can oust the bad houseguest, but then every so often, the guest comes back and just runs COMPLETELY rampant and ruins everything for a day or two, so then you have to clean up after that shit, and you wonder why you’re on the meds if they don’t keep the guest away completely, but you’re too tired to try to get off of them
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
his head disappears omg
bless this post
Holy shit hahaha
So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….
[HOMESTUCK FANDOM APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE]