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amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

(via kitcaliber)

(Source: ununpentium, via deamhan)

(Source: lecterwill, via frederdickchilton)

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate, via mr-radical)

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via justkarii)

hikaruchord:

Things that it is okay for adults to do:

  • Negotiate scenes and establish safe words
  • Participate in Pet Play, Age Play, Daddy Dom/little girl, and numerous other D/s relationships
  • Engage in Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism, Domination, Submission, Service, Mastery, and numerous other…

kuristofu:

When I try to socialize and say something stupid.

(via novawolfy)

(Source: transrants, via minmo)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via i-yell-at-babies)

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

(via novawolfy)

(Source: rhyzod, via kitcaliber)

dumbfricker:

REBLOG if you AGREE

(via wecansexy)

regicider:

BLOOD MOON FOR THE BLOOD GOD

frederdickchilton:

if you say chilton doesn’t need his cane 3 times in front of a mirror chilton will appear and hit you with his cane

rubee:

why u wanna know my bra size??? u gonna buy me lingerie???? u gonna jack it to my measurements????

(via kingdombishies)