Woke up with an explosive nosebleed. On one hand, now I have to bleach my sink, on the other, I can breathe again.
Kiss me, hold me, love me passionately and aggressively, treat me gently but be fierce in showing me your affections, and don’t extinguish the hellfire blazing in my soul. I need to be loved, please don’t leave me alone.
Status update: Still a huge nerd
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
I feel like I might need to tag this as nsfw. so graphic.
the laugh in the KidzBop version of Feel Good Inc
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK
LET’S BE FRIENDS
date a girl who reads. date a girl who wears glasses and pretty dresses, who smiles at you shyly over a coffee cup in your local cafe. date a girl who shares your favourite author, who will talk about books with you for hours at a time. date a girl who’ll bite a chunk of flesh out of your shoulder, chase you down a dark alley, and maul you with her scaly tentacles. date a girl who is actually a serial killing monster. date rize kamishiro.
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time